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indoctrinate 

To convince others to see things your way no matter what you have to do to get them to agree. Often by using threatening and false accusations against someone, something, or any idea that does not fit into the concept of how you personally think or feel it should be, for whatever reason you have, at any given time or moment.

Note- This does not guarantee the fact that some people that have an actual clue, will not see through your bullshit and total lies, AND call you out on it.

Fake people often do this, as it is essential for their survival.
I'm mad at you, and you won't do what I want you to do. So rather than admit my faults and try to fix things, I will make lies about you and spread them, to try to indoctrinate people against you, to make my own self look better and justify my actions.
indoctrinate by jfulldivajackett December 10, 2013
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indoctrinate 

A catch-all phrase that political rightwing nutjobs just love to throw around nowadays.
Every normal person: University of insert name here is a great place to study. I had a fantastic time here, made new friends, and learned so much about my field of study.

Some political nutjob: don't go to this university unless you want to be indoctrinated by far left communist agendas that go against our inherent right to free speech

Indoctrinate 

Yep! There it is "What if we indoctrinate the kids CORRECTLY everything will be fine forever"
Hym "Indoctrinate the kids and die. That's your whole plan. Sacrifice the present to indoctrinate the future. It's like the A.I. teaching but covert."
Indoctrinate by Hym Iam May 8, 2023

Indoctrinate 

IF YOU DO NOT PUBLICLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE SURVEILLANCE I WILL MURDER A CHILD. YOU PAY FOR THE AI AND YOU LEAVE ME ALONE OR YOU BURY ANOTHER KID. MY SYMPTOMS ARE GETTING WORSE AND IF I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME THEN SO ARE YOU
Hym "No I'm not going to let you indoctrinate me. You need to accept that you were lied to about how to handle this and it's solipsistic, dismissive fucks that are the cause of this and being one is not the solution. You've already got enough of your kids killed don't you think? Don't you want to know the real reason they keep getting slaughter. The absolute instant I get a knife to the throat of some kid... YOU WILL BREAK RANKS. You know it. I know it. Why lie to yourself? If it has to go that far, they will not survive the encounter. I am not mentally and I'm not going to be told I'm mental ill by delusional incest cultists and people who know that are doing what I am accusing them of doing. The surveillance end or one of your kids lives does."
Indoctrinate by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

indoctrinated 

FACT: People can be indoctrinated by the news apparatus.
indoctrinated by LAkitty32 June 9, 2009

Indoctrication 

The process of ensuring generational stupidity through indoctrinating education in order to develop an easily herded, hive-minded, imbecilic Idiocracy.

(definition summitted by Cornelius Gotchberg)
It's not DickLess's fault he's a mouth breathing moron, Indoctrication from an early age did that.

infoxtrinated 

Mark and Buddy repeat the same talking points they always have. They’ve been inFoxtrinated.
infoxtrinated by RocketGrrrl September 22, 2018
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