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by Dayturnal92 June 6, 2013
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Noun, A person who exhibits such an amazing lack of common sense, you wonder how they even have the brainpower to run even the most basic autonomic functions. Small rodents and credenzas have an intelegence greater than the average peen. (Note: if you know what a credenza is, you, by default, are NOT a peen although it does not make you immune from exhibiting peenish behavior)
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
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Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
See also Muggle
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
Related words:
Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
See also Muggle
Driver X just tore past me at 85 mph, cut me off and then slowed down to 10 mph under the speed limit. Driver X is a peen.
The total for my fast food order is $5.98. I handed Cashier X $11.00. Casher X handed me back my $1 bill, because Cashier X did not graduate 4th grade math. Cashier X is a peen.
The total for my fast food order is $5.98. I handed Cashier X $11.00. Casher X handed me back my $1 bill, because Cashier X did not graduate 4th grade math. Cashier X is a peen.
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" 'Penis' sounds like a monster. 'Peen' is like a cute lil stuffed animal."
"I got my peen shot off in Nam."
" 'Penis' sounds like a monster. 'Peen' is like a cute lil stuffed animal."
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