Definitions by xenite

Optical Retard 

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

Optical Retard by xenite October 6, 2008

Shit on a Shingle 

A basic army entree, consisting of some form of meat on a form of bread.

God, I'm really sick of eating shit on a shingle every fuckin' day!

Shit on a Shingle by xenite June 24, 2008

Ice Breaker 

A simple question to start up a conversation. However, few people actually are interested in what they are asking.

Bill: So.....how's the wife?

Frank: What the fuck kind of ice breaker is that?

Ice Breaker by xenite June 24, 2008

crontle 

One who is deeply hated.

You're such a crontle. That's why you have no friends dumbass!

crontle by xenite May 27, 2008

Peen 

A small person, who usually wears fuzzy clothing. It can be made into a nickname. (it's quite catchy)

Dude, look at that peen over there!

Go fuck yourself you stupid peen!

Hey, Peen, what's up?

Peen by xenite May 27, 2008