by Kevin Franklin April 27, 2006
in essence, peenuts are testicles made of congealed bladder discharge hardened to a crunchy, salty taste often crushed and squeezed to distill into a viscous substance titled peenut butter.
I ate a peeday candy bar and the hardened urination residues peenuts embedded in the candy were crushed in between my molars to resemble the thick, dark yellowish sauce entitled peenut butter.
by homosexuality June 15, 2011
She dumped him because of his peenut
by SUMFURRYTHING June 17, 2016
by Kitten September 13, 2004
A girl who will rock you friggin socks off nigga. She's a killa though. She smooth talks you and butters you up, then bites your head off. -gonk-
by xbillxdt September 13, 2004
When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.
Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"
Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"
Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."
Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".
Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
by Pantieraid May 21, 2016
by yeetus da fetus May 10, 2021