Real Life 

1) n. Your actual life, not your internet one. irl - in real life.
2) n. A comic by Greg Dean.

1. What did you do in real life today?
2. Have you read Real Life at www.reallifecomics.com yet?

Real Life by TheScaryOne April 30, 2003

WHAT IS LIFE? 

A phrase that is used when something completely upsetting, shocking, and mind-numbing occurs that questions the meaning of your existence and the existence of everything else.

Can also be used when you are speechless and there are no words to describe your thoughts.

Friend 1: She applied to 18 schools and she didn't get into ANY. And she has a 95 average.

Friend 2:.......WHAT IS LIFE?!?!?!

-------OR---------

Boy: Someone robbed my house then set it on fire......
WHAT IS LIFE?.

WHAT IS LIFE? by lalala29 July 17, 2011

Balls to my life 

A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.

Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.

Balls to my life by Foohtube February 23, 2011

Rocko's Modern Life 

A genuinely hilarious show on Nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. 'RML' was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. Since it was on a children's network, the show's creators had to throw in some 'potty jokes,' as much of the show's true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.

Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.

Rocko's Modern Life by Diggity Monkeez December 18, 2004

Avakin Life 

Now notoriously known for banning people who says the word "Noodles".

Avakin user: "Send me noodles"

Avakin life Team: *Bans user*

Avakin Life by XxCookiemayxX March 18, 2019

waste of life 

someone who is a complete shitbag and doesnt deserve to share the same air as normal people

That kid is a freaking waste of life

waste of life by mark March 29, 2004

ghetto life 

Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.

Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!

Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*

That is the way of ghetto life.

ghetto life by Henry 81 July 12, 2007