Foohtube's definitions

Facetwat

n. One who annoyingly posts a Facebook status multiple times an hour, often resembling a tweet.

John: Dammit! I'm sick of getting updates every time Jessica dillyfucks around!

Billy: She's such a Facetwat

by Foohtube October 5, 2010

Nerdgasm

A moment of intense orgasm-like excitement shared by two nerds over a topic they're both familiar with.

Jimmy had a nerdgasm when Denice mentioned the paradox of infinite sets.

by Foohtube November 7, 2010

Gaymer Rage

When an individual, usually one partaking in online gaming, exhibits excessive use of words such as gay, faggot (sometimes shortened to just fag) or homo when upset.

Gamer 1: Ha, pwned son.
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Gamer 1: Lol, gaymer rage.

by Foohtube October 14, 2011

Balls to my life

A mix of the popular term "fuck my life" and the term "balls to you," recently popularized by Liza Minnelli. Used in anger or exasperation at daily events.

Jim: I need some coffee...
Bill: You can't, somebody crapped in the office coffee machine again.
Jim: Balls to my life.

by Foohtube February 23, 2011