man root 

Used when a massive guy has his massive peener deeply rooted in a womans love canal.

I was feeling great til I found out this sperminator had planted his man root in my girlfriend.

man root by SeptiK September 8, 2003

Man Pouch 

When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.

holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?

Man Pouch by Katharsis April 18, 2009

man on a mission 

A situation when a young gentleman or teenager is in search to ask out a specific girl in mind out on date, a special event, etc. Asking out the girl requires planning, thought, timing, and above all: balls. This in its entirety is the mission. For the males, it is a risk asking out that girl because experiencing a rejection can be a very humbling experience for the male ("Dammit" by Blink182 describes this). However, if the girl says no, the mission is not over or failed - the mission can only be accomplished that is when the first girl says yes.

Dude 1: "Hey! Did you here he's gonna ask her to prom today!?"

Dude2: " Yeah, he's a man on a mission. As a bro, I wished him luck."

Bro 1: "Oh snap! Did he just get rejected?" Bro 2: "No... he's a on a mission, and it has just begun.

man on a mission by ManOn-a-Mission March 1, 2013

Man Up 

After a long night of high octane™ drinking.... the procces of hanging over occurs. To deposit these prodiougous feelings a beer or some other alcholic beverage is in order, to insure the release of the harmful intoxicating feeling.

After Timmy was drinking with high octane™ all night, he arose out of bed with a raging headache. To release the pain from his body he had a man up session and felt much better.

Man Up by GaryF August 9, 2006

man muffins 

The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.

Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies

man muffins by ass-monkey May 25, 2006

Man-Whore 

A man who thinks hes a player and constantly tries to get with different girls. The spark that starts the drama between friends. Always has a mind set of 'on to the next one' and will fuck anything with legs but has to be of the opposit sex.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the boy who fucked thoes three best friends in that same day?
Girl 2: yeah he is such a man-whore

Man-Whore by wellfuckhim2hen November 1, 2011

man breasts 

Fatty deposit around the upper male chest area. Often caused as a result of over-consumption of stella artois

Look at the man breasts on that group of dopey chavs

man breasts by scouser March 5, 2004