crank that george bush 

when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)

yo i was with dis girl last night and i finally got to crank that george bush

crank that george bush by austingale March 8, 2008

Crank Yankers 

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

Crank Yankers by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

Crank-N-Dank 

The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.

LETS GO CRANK-N-DANK!

Crank-N-Dank by The Baked CheesePuff July 17, 2011

crank dat 

A horrible song with no lyrical talent whatsoever

Person: Love that Crank Dat song
Person 2: Can you do the dance?!?!
Person: There's a dance?!?
Person 2: Yeah it goes like this *proceeds to move about like they are a retarded monkey on speed*

crank dat by You_wont_know_me September 26, 2007

Crank Squad material

In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad

material, it needs be fucking awesome.

"Dude that shot was crank squad material"

Crank Squad material by nt41 May 21, 2009

crank jank winebottle 

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.

Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.

crank jank winebottle by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010

crank the dank 

A term used when referring to smoking weed.

"Yo me and tim are finna crank the dank layer, you down?"

Matt got caught cranking the dank by randall.

crank the dank by In the can June 6, 2016