Blazed

Very High, Baked, Shitfaced, trashed or otherwise incredibly intoxicated on marijuana.

Yo son last night i was mad blazed, i was so blazed i didn't even know she gave me head!

by SpAcEs OnEr November 29, 2007

Blazed

Being blazed is when you are so fucked up that everything seems way more beautiful than anything else, to go where no man has gone before, The Darjeeling Limited (good movie) just to throw that in. When laying in the grass just looking to the stars, birds, or fictional items in the clouds never seemed likes so much fun. Like when eating the most unhealthy grub and being so content that fucking a goat would be alright cuz you would be to blazed to fuckin care.

"I got extremely blazed today with my dog, Sam!"

by TheMarkMan May 14, 2009

Blazed

When a stoner has "smoked up" a particulary large amount of weed he/she then becomes quite blazed

" O spa im fucking blazed mate"

by deadlock August 16, 2006

Blazed

To consume or smoke some peculiarly strong and/or large amount of marijuana, causing you to reach an x-treme high.

Man, that nigger Ronny had some good shrubbery, I'm blazed off my ass.

by d-master17 July 27, 2009

Blazed

To get 'owned'

ha ha, blazed..

by jessere2k11 March 14, 2011

Blazed

To be acting under the influence of marijuana

She said she was really high, but she was really just blazed

by Prungle December 12, 2018

Blazed

Blazed: To not really get stoned, but smoke just enough weed to seem cool.

P1: "Dude i got blazed last night"
P2: "How much did you smoke?"
P1: "6 puffs of 50/50"
P2: *sighs and pities*

by Darrenisarainbow November 16, 2011