Definitions by austingale

crank that hillary 

when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.

that bitch was all mad at me at first for doin a crank that hillary, but she eventually got over it

crank that hillary by austingale March 17, 2008

crank that flight 2074 

when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.

i did a crank that flight 2074 on dis chick and now american airlines has to pay out 200k

crank that flight 2074 by austingale March 16, 2008

crank that forrest gump 

to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face

when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump

crank that forrest gump by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that george bush 

when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)

yo i was with dis girl last night and i finally got to crank that george bush

crank that george bush by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that dick cheney 

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

crank that dick cheney by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that bugs bunny

when your with a girl and your about to cum, you stick a carrot up her ass and say "what's up doc?" and then ejaculate all over her face

i was with this girl last night and i finally got to crank that bugs bunny

crank that bugs bunny by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that gallagher 

ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet

i was in the first row of the crank that gallagher last night and i didn't have a raincoat

crank that gallagher by austingale March 8, 2008