3 definition by shanikalex vern

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fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.
Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.
by shanikalex vern September 30, 2010

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When you are disowned by your family because you are a HOMO
For what you have done to yourself you are homodisowned.
by shanikalex vern October 23, 2010

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Watching your roomate hook up with a chick/dude while eating a fudgy treat. For example, a brownie sundae from Friendly's or another ice cream distributer.
Yo did you see Tom last night?
No, why?
He was being such a fucking fudge watcher.
by shanikalex vern September 30, 2010

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