Solar Hit

Another way to inhale marijuana smoke - using a magnifying glass and the sun. Most people are skeptical of this method and it is probably because there is a learning curve to getting it just right. You can't always use a magnifying glass, but for days where its hot as fuck and you maybe plan on going camping it is complete win. The light beam slowly heats the weed similar to a vaporizer. The bowl lasts longer and you get a way smoother hit since theres no lighter fluid and it tastes a lot better.

Solar hits are best at noon when the sun is at its highest point on a hot summer day.

Solar Hit by solar hitter June 30, 2009

Peggy Hill 

Peggy Hill is a hot and smart woman from King of the Hill. She speaks English and some Spanish and is a Spanish teacher. She is Hank Hill's wife and Bobby Hill's mother. Peggy Hill is sexy!

Peggy Hill is hot! She is so sexy!

Peggy Hill by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2022

Hisoka stans 

Hisoka stans are fucking crazy. If you ever encounter one, run.

No example needed. Hisoka stans alone are scary.

Hisoka stans by Yor fera January 3, 2021

High Nig Couture 

Requirements: Wearing expensive baggy designer jeans (preferably with the label showing, and price tag) over Nike basket ball shorts, and being shirtless to show off figure, and has to wear at least half a million dollars worth of bling.

Thyraine: Check out my new threads, I look just like Birdman!

Jamal: Nigga, you wish you had Birdman's High Nig Couture!

High Nig Couture by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Epic Rap Battles of History 

n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

Epic Rap Battles of History by I Palindrome I July 1, 2011

High School

An idea that hasn't evolved since the industrial revolution. A brainwashing factory dedicated to implanting patriotism and loyalty to your country. Focused heavily on math and science so America can beat the Soviet Union... Oh wait, exactly.

Outdated system that once brainwashed your parents causing them to rethink their lives around 40; See midlife crisis. Destroys any imagination or creativity the student has before entering. The teachers want you to think if you fail here you're a failure of a human being and will never amount to anything. Often separated into gifted or honors classes and normal classes further enforcing isolation and feelings of insignificance. Where Pink Floyd's The Wall came from. Even the teachers aren't satisfied.

Training grounds for a meaningless life getting up, going to work, coming home and watching TV. Makes you believe that killing is right if it stops death in your country; See War. Makes you terrified of failing, which is awful because that destroys originality when no one has the courage to step outside the box.

Schools often hate art and music and put them secondary to Math and Science because spiritual satisfaction doesn't include money for the higher ups.

Someone needs to change it soon or we will never move forward as a people by embracing only the things that worked in the past.

Just an Epic Fail all around

Parents: Oh yeah everyone has to do it it's too bad you don't like it. Tough

Kids: Don't you think there's something wrong with High School if everyone hates it?

Parents: *Bullshit Lecture*

High School by TheOneForPeace October 20, 2011

Afternoon Hillbilly 

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

Afternoon Hillbilly by Zoobreath May 28, 2008