Woodcat

Something you say if you consistenly fall asleep in psychology and seem to be heinously retarded.

"I believe you said woodcat."

Woodcat by Retarded Girl September 30, 2004

australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper 

The Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper is when you lie in the middle of the Australian desert with a naked Aboriginal man with a meth addiction on top of you and have him spin his dick around inside your anus like a helicopter as he chants and plays the didgeridoo. Then you are to squat in a sumo stance and scream out "TIMBERRR!" as you fart out all the contents from your shart drain. This is best done at 8am as it minimises dehydration for the woodchipping process.

Oi Dylan mate, just got me some sheila and did a fat pancake on her. She blasted so much at my face I look like Andrew with how many freckles I got!

Mate, we should call it the Australian Aboriginal Pancake Helicopter Woodchipper!

australian aboriginal pancake helicopter woodchipper by trickysamurai March 15, 2019

Tiger Woods 

To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.

Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.

Tiger Woods by Cunningest Linguist January 1, 2010

H-B Woodlawn Program 

As good as it gets. Don't knock what you do NOT know. GREAT school with a unique well-driven program. Incredible teachers and wonderful results. I do not speak ill of W-L, Yorktown, or Wakefield .... because I don't know. I only end up defending the best High School (and Jr. High School) in Northern Virginia. ALL schools have problem students (drugs, alcohol, etc.) - the "other" Arlington High Schools are NO different. Lay Off!!!

H-B Woodlawn Program is for the students, by the students, and guided by the teachers. Intelligence knows no bounds and Jealousy run rampant.

H-B Woodlawn Program by HBW '91 - Proud of my past August 17, 2008

Woodstock 

Woodstock was a festival, probaly the coolest music festivals ever. Jimi hendrix and the who played and so did many other bands. It was pretty sic i have the dvd so u should get it if u can see people who have drugs and nudists

Purple haze all in my brain- Jimi Hendrix
The who played
Sha-na na na

Woodstock by led zeppelin June 6, 2005

the woodmatch 

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

the woodmatch by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

wooden pony 

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

wooden pony by Anonymous October 2, 2003