festivals 

Festivals are a place where lots of different people come from different parts of the country in order to support a charity or to have a good time with the rest of the community.

glastumbury, womad, ashton court, ballon fiesta, respect in the west, kite festival, ect

festivals by georgia February 6, 2004

Harvest Festivals 

Term used to describe the huge underwear worn by bigger women, so called because all of God's bounty is gathered within.

"I was gonna wear a thong on my date, but it was cold out so I decided on my Harvest Festivals instead

Harvest Festivals by bigshaoon August 19, 2008

tums festival

What every day ends with.

This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.

Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!

Every day is a Tums Festival!

tums festival by lubertdas June 26, 2017

Festival Boyfriend 

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.

She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

Festival Boyfriend by Rodd McTodd July 22, 2016

Post festival depression 

The comedown as bad as heroin withdrawel after returning home from a music festival.

Common symptoms are:
Appreciation that the ringing in your ears was worth it
Unable to take off the festival band for at least a few days
Listening to the music of bands you saw on your ipod
Youtubing videos of the festival
Stuffing yourself with food

Some more dangerous symptoms are:
Making your toilet filthy so as to reenact the festival toilets
Camping out your backgarden

Not feeding the cat
Continuing to dress zany despite being home

Guy1: Hey why's John not coming to the crazy party tonight? There is going to be a ton of drink & girls

Guy2: he's suffering from Post festival depression, Like he started singing at the top of his lungs on the phone ''I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS'' before hanging up crying

Post festival depression by Dumguy1&Dumguy2 September 9, 2011

festival blues 

the down feeling you get for almost a week or more after you come home from a music festival. the feeling that nothing in the world compares to that 'crazy' weekend and the desperate need to go back and relive it. anyone not at a festival will dismiss this feeling as a sign of insanity as they simply do not understand.

''Hey, wanna come to a party?''
''No, I only got back from T in the Park yesterday and I have the festival blues''
"Okay then you absolute freak''

festival blues by lornmuzz July 18, 2010

Festival Lung 

Festival Lung is a common name for any lung condition that develops from an atmosphere in which the inhaling of dust, allergens and second-hand smoke combines with intense heat, dehydration, fatigue, lack of sleep, poor hygiene and the act of singing or screaming along at the top of your lungs to your favorite songs repeatedly over the course of several days amidst a large, concentrated crowd of thousands of people in a music festival environment.

Whoa that lineup was amazing, but I think I need to go see a doctor on Monday for the Festival Lung I left with!

Festival Lung by Stereorush June 23, 2016