Shnaggy Hose 

Shnaggy Hose Is a Very Large

Sexy Rich (Sells Dope) Tall Intelligent Man Who Plays GTA RP With a Bald Betch Egg head Fake Teeth Betch

Person 1: Have you heard about the Earthquake in Asia

Person 2: Yea I have who did it

Person 1: It was Shnaggy Hose His Large Sexy Rich C0Ck Did it

Shnaggy Hose by Twitter- twixOTF March 6, 2021

Radiator Hose 

A large curved knob typical of Ogre sized men. Their cocks tend to sway back and forth in a pendulum style motion while playing sports, particularly basketball, and end up scoring on their opponents basket while in the process of double dribbling.

Hey Orge! Why don't you get that radiator hose out of your hand and get help Head and I?

Radiator Hose by Michael Moynihan October 23, 2012

Garden Hose 

noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a slut.

synonymous with hose bag

The girl in the skimpy brown dress is such a garden hose if you know what i mean.

Garden Hose by They call me legs August 6, 2008

digital hose down 

When you use a motor-driven camera so that you can get rapid sequence of multiple shots of a celebrity—that's a digital hose down.

"Britney got the digital hose down from the National Enquirer dude when she showed up at court again."

digital hose down by Spocklette April 4, 2008

Broken Hose 

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

Broken Hose by eternaldoom September 12, 2011

Loose hose 

A sensational reaction that occurs when a male is suddenly put in such a strong sexual situation that the male's flaccid penis releases its load without prior alarm, as if the penis was a "loose hose".

The man got a loose hose when he encountered Olivia Wilde waiting for him in his bedroom.

Loose hose by Jibby Kootz June 10, 2013

Mastodon Hose 

n. A very large penis.

I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!

Mastodon Hose by saint_adventure October 3, 2014