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noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a slut.

synonymous with hose bag
The girl in the skimpy brown dress is such a garden hose if you know what i mean.
by They call me legs July 14, 2008
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when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.
he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther
by bigbadmet June 08, 2007
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Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.
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1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.

2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.
1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"

Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."

2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."
by cpkay September 15, 2010
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a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends
John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.
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a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour
lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 02, 2018
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The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.
She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.
by Transitionator June 11, 2010
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