Simone

A Simone is typically a shallow self-obsessed type of person that lives in a delusional fantasy world. Hungry for fame and adoration, she will stop at nothing to get what she wants, even if it means stabbing her friends in the back. Simones can be charming, but ultimately they are empty, soulless, parasitic people. Don't ever try to hold them accountable for their bad behavior because they will revert into petulant children.

She seemed like a nice person but when I discovered that every word she ever said was a lie, then I knew she was a Simone.

by Sisemen May 31, 2017

simoneing

To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.

She starting simoneing me by calling me the petname Ushy.

simoned simoneingly

by simonesita January 13, 2014

seymone

a dude with a strong ass forehead but fat booty and tits

god damn she got a big forehead she must be a seymone

by the daddy of all fish January 17, 2020

Simone

Simone is a very cool girl she has a lot of talent!

Simone is very simone ie

by Does Ben March 9, 2021

samonella

the fucktarded pronunciation of salmonella

i swear to god if i hear another cunt call it samonella ill punch them in the ovaries/balls

that guy said samonella, thus he deserves to fucking die

by la-teeshuhh September 29, 2008

Simone

An asshole who only cares about herself. She insults people and makes them feel bad about themselves . She doesnt think she hurts them but everyone around knows she does.

Simone- omg what are you wearing. That is so stupid
Friend- what do you mean I thought it was cute?

by Rolly polly panda March 15, 2020

Samone

A attention seeker on socia network sites

Samone begging for RT's and making trends

by Twitter Boss June 14, 2013