priors 

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Richard Priors 

The amount of dicks a person has had before a given relationship

“I’m so happy for you man, you know how many Richard Priors she’s had?”

Richard Priors by Rev. Danny Banner July 4, 2019

prioritease

The act of provoking someone by pretending your priorities have changed creating a less stable or hurtful situation.

During the argument which escalated quickly, Anna felt deeply hurt and to see his reaction, she as a prioritease told Steven she needed to focus on school right now and couldn't see him for a while.

prioritease by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

priorganize 

The combination of priority and organization. One without the other does little good. Priorganization is organizing ones tasks and/or lives based on their priorities.

I have so many things I need to do. I really need to priorganize or I'll never get done what I need to do.

priorganize by Mark Guadagnoli May 16, 2008

total priority 

A measurement used to distinguish between items of work that are all deemed by the customer to be the highest priority.

When everything is priority 1, you can calculate the total priority by asking what order those tasks should be done in. The total priority is a representation of this order, for instance 1a, 1b, 1c.

If you find you end up with multiple items with the same total priority, simple repeat the process and append another letter e.g. 1aa, 1ab, 1ac until they get the message.

"Taking into consideration the total priority of those 20 high priority tasks, I think I'll be able to do 3 of them by next week"

total priority by lovetoseeit February 14, 2021

Prior review 

Fondling a girl's breasts or a guy's package to make sure the goods are real before agreeing to have sex.

"Cathy got prior reviewed at school today, so I guess she's about to get some tonight."

Prior review by wmbrennan February 13, 2010

Priority Fail

Any point in time when a spouse, child, family member or ANYONE ELSE in your physical perimeter becomes subordinate to text, email, tweet or any other virtual bullshit method of communication.

Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19

WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!

(Priority Fail)

Priority Fail by YAWA July 14, 2020