Calm yo bed

Phrase meaning to calm down. Made popular by a youtube video of a few people dubbing voices over a episode or collection of episode of X-Men featuring the Juggernaut

Calm yo bed, i don't wanna hear dat shit!

by weeksauce April 16, 2011

calgon

Cheap body spray that smells like chemicals but has titles like "sweet hawaiian sensations" and "lovely lavender"

A wide variety found at your local Wal Mart!

*Sprays on Calgon*
"Why is my skin burning?"

by Wakka July 25, 2006

Calm A Nut

To relax in ones sexually frustrated testicular region

Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut

by Fatika February 22, 2011

Calm your roll

An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.

Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.

by D-Luxe July 23, 2008

Calloway Dip

to shadily leave without telling anybody

Anybody seen Frank? No, I'm pretty sure he Calloway Dip'd his way home.

by SickCalloway July 12, 2014

ass callous

The toughness built up in and around the rectum of a man due to manual fondling of his butt or from the friction of getting stuck in the butt.

I love building up an ass callous so that guys can run trains on me...

by LovesItInIt June 22, 2008

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021