Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)
by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014
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Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."
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Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
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by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017
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I say Blair, What does your bother Terry do around here? Nothing! So what is Terry's job description ? Champion dog breader.
by BlairW February 21, 2010
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Example 1
Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.
Example 2
Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.
Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.
Example 2
Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.
by Breaded Bread May 17, 2020
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girl- "who's the new kid, he is so cute and i wanna be his girlfriend"
other girl- " his name is braden but he has a girlfriend already and i'm jealous"
other girl- " his name is braden but he has a girlfriend already and i'm jealous"
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