terd cutter

Slang term for the anus

My girl likes it in the ass, so I shoved my cock in her terd cutter.

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

terd floater

sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure

we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard

by wevil November 14, 2003

terd baby

the spawn resulting from unprotected anal-sex. coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline back in the day.

Q: "can i get my girl pregnant from anal sex"
A: "have you ever heard of a terd baby?"
"Elton John Jr. is a terd baby for sure" - me

by StiZOne April 8, 2003

Tierra

A dangerouse woman. Her name says it all! To nurture, give life, and to flourish. Unfortunately, she is easily able to do the opposite: destroy, abolish and completely devistate. If you're ever acquainted with one, be careful. You're not the only one who will be looking for her "nurture" and you're not the only one she's gladly devistating.

Her voice is that of a Siren's, beautiful but deadly if pursued. Her gaze is impossible to resist and her lips are sweet poison. Her skin is perfect (she won't agree) and her laugh can make the stapes, incus, and mallius dance with excitement.

"Your name is 'Tierra' you say? It was nice to meet you and it would be better never to have met you." "He's dating Tierra?! I wish him luck. Nobody deserves what she's going to do to him.

by Brotac November 2, 2010

straight off the terd

a really bad smelling fart

damn jule that was straight off the terd

by jerrrrm September 11, 2005

Terd Baler

Descriptive term to recognize the posterior region of a person; typically a female. Popular term in the northern-most regions of backwoods Wisconsin. A reference to a woman's butt.

You're darn tootin' that woman has a nice terd baler. It's the nicest booty I've seen all year.

by Quazy Quisp April 30, 2009

terdypantz

terdypantz is a term used when name calling. basically it's calling them a terd, but with an additional pantz, so you're telling them that they crapped their pantz, and/or they have terds within their pantz.

bob saget: so here's our next video about-

bill: STFU TERDYPANTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by terdbucket November 20, 2009