University of Michigan 

An elite school where the fake hippy lexus driving women come complete with armpit hair, the men all want to be Trey from Phish, and the athletes breeze through what appears to be a collection of middle school classes.

Wolvies tend to not be able to demonstrate loyalty to their sports teams. As seen in the constant booing of Mr. Carr during his last coaching seasing, the fairweather following of Mr. Rodriguez, and the firing of Mr. Amacker.

Wolvies take pride a basketball group called the Fab 5, but I guess when you PAY for a team you can build whatever you want.

Its a group that needs to look back at history because the school has been on existent for several years in any sport.

Through their arrogance, the NFL non playing Mike Harts little brother comment has become joy due to the lack of progress Michigans football team has show (or Mikey for that matter)

You Blew!

University of Michigan pays the fab 5
Lack of Loyalty
Pointing Fingers
False sense of arrogance
Lack of Pride
Most boring school in the big 10

University of Michigan by ExWolvie October 11, 2010

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Mount St. Mary's a beautiful place to visit but to go to school here is a different story...all I am going to say is never judge someone when their parents are around. It is a major party school, well only when PS isn't busting in and confiscating all the beer for themselves. It is a place where hooking up is more then just exchanging phone numbers...where kissing when you first meet at the party leads to a midnight humping session. Here you are guaranteed to be known by the second day, your name and all your business. The Mount is a place where it becomes kool to drive from building to building blasting your radio between classes and the place to be on Friday nights is the local Pub. It is a place where they are plan things like deciding to build a 3,000 to 5,000 seat stadium ...mind you it is more seats then the amount of residents and students who stay in Emmitsburg..... Instead of building a new dorm and renovating the Terrace before it catches in fire and burns down in 2 minutes. It is a place where tuitions goes up about $5,000 every year... and what do we have to show for it.... Bocce and Disc golf... (Can somebody explain what the hell Bocce Is?) But what can I say the Mount is a beautiful campus to visit...but not to stay.

Otts
50 cent's CD is NOT the only rap CD that was ever made!

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by HAHA April 14, 2005

Regent University 

Christian university started by televangelist Pat Robertson. Originally called "CBN University" (interestingly named after the TV channel), the goal of this institution is to turn out Christian Neoconservative drones in hopes of putting them into positions of power (such as in DC, Hollywood, news media, etc.). This became apparent after the Monica Goodling scandal, which revealed hundreds of Regent grads working in the Bush Administration. Most of the classes at Regent focus on applying right-wing Christian ideals to politics, law, and the media.

Regent considers its law school to be better than that of Harvard, yet it is so poorly ranked it's a joke. A degree from Walden University will get you more job opportunities than a degree from this place. It is ranked lower than a ttt and its students' reviews are even worse. However, the people at Regent know this, which is why they create massive amounts of propaganda to make the school look better than it is. They like to brag about beating Harvard Law students in competitions, but when it comes to who gets the better careers after school, Regent alumni can hardly get up there.

By the way, John Ashcroft is now a Regent faculty. That alone should make you think.

Marty: I'm going to UPenn. Where are you going?

Timmy: Sucks. My parents are making me go to Regent University, because they think if I go anywhere else I'll turn into a dirty liberal hippie who wears keffiyehs and protests capitalism.

Marty: Man, that really blows.

Timmy: Yeah. They want me to be a lawyer, so they tell me I have to stay at Regent for law school, too.

Marty: Well, good luck working McDonald's for the rest of your life.

Regent University by ConservatismSucks September 4, 2009

Universal Healthcare 

Something that will never happen in capitalist America because the upper class hoards their wealth.

Man 1: Man, I broke my arm and don’t have insurance. Now I’ll have to pay thousands of dollars to get it healed!
Man 2: *Lives in sweden* oh man, I barely had to pay anything when I broke my arm. Thank you Universal Healthcare!

Man 1: Oh well, I guess I just won’t pay my rent and sell my Jeep to pay for my medical costs.

Universal Healthcare by The Reem August 27, 2018

pepperdine university 

One of the most well-connected universities on the west coast espeially in SoCal. Without question contains the most beautiful views from some of there cafeterias. Jocks basically run the school they do what they want they party and play shitty. No one comes here to win a championship. We could beat the Zags in basketball if our boys would work as a team and figure it out. we have three of the top freshmen on the west according to reliable sources like sportscenter and espn.com. Our volleyball and baseball are nationally ranked year in year out. and as for our water polo team they were ranked number 4 in the country at one point this year. i heard they beat the bruins in westwood in like six overtimes. Most sports have young rosters if you look them up. Next year I predict a NCAA tourney run for bball and a national championship in at least volleyball(they won like two years ago and lost in national semi finals last year.)waves baseball is on the rise, likewise for the polo boys. they brought in the best recruiting class in 2007. so look out for domination in the DUB C-C or the MPSF.

Now the girls are top notch in looks. But 25% of the girls are so sluty Wilt Chamberlin would not touch them. About 68% are anti-social jesus freakes who will never do anything. The rest are the athelte chicks that are split right down the middle. some are hott some are not. some party some study.

I chose to play a Div. 1 sport at Pep over Cal because of many reasons. No one has anything on the BU!!

pepperdine waves, seaver college or pepperdine university. Bible School.
Malibu U, Sunday school 24/7, Peppershine, Malibu's finest, PCA, Crack Whore Heaven, Malibu Skins

pepperdine university by youtoel1288 January 11, 2009

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Only place where hicks, preppy kids, spoiled assholes,Long Island bitches, sluts, dogs and god-squads can live in harmony. It is a beautiful place, but shitty place to be. Only hicks and rednecks can appreciate this shitty county hole they call "Emmitsburg". It's where Jersey kids come down and start crying because they don't know how to fill up the gas for their cars. It's where assholes and bitches from New York come for an education, because they were way too retarded to get into NYU or Columbia. It's where Maryland kids come, because they couldn't get into Loyola or wanted to get some Jersey/New York ass. It's where you get to know some hicks if you are one of those sheltered rich kids. It's where a hick can get to know what the hell Abercrombie is. For Abercrombie lovers, it's a hellish place to be, 'cause they don't have a store around. However, you do get to see the clothes on fake-tanned decent girls by day, slutty whores by night and weekends. Dudes are not any better. They are man whores and like to think that they are gangstas. In real life, they are white as they can be and doesn't know shit about living in projects or having a rough life. They all tend to be stupid especially if they play sports. Only redeeming quality is that their parents are rich or rich enough to help them when they graduate with less than a stellar GPA and accomplishments. It's where you are one of those stereotypes mentioned here, you know that you are and you don't give a shit, 'cause tomorrow is another day and there is another freshman girl you need to screw before her freshman 15.

Example - Steve from Class of 2002 proudly proclaiming (writing on the bed frame in his room)the fact that he did anal with his girlfriend in A26.

Example 2 - JRT. Case Closed.

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by Always a Mountie April 22, 2005

the largest university in north america 

UT Austin is just that

Yo im goin to the largest university in north america

the largest university in north america by willR April 17, 2005