Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.

1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

Jizzle Fizzle by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020

Jizzer

A fake penis (usually a dildo) that’s shoots out gallons of fake sperm onto a male or female while they lather it over them like soap. Usually seen on porn sites in a bathroom with a glory hole.

“Hey man how do you pleasure your wife now that you have a low sperm count?”

“That’s not a problem Chad, I just pull out my jizzer and shoot it on my wife like a water hose!!”

Jizzer by drink plenty of water November 17, 2019

jizzblast 

Jizzblast, mainly used in porno's, describes when a man sprays his hot load i.e. ejaculates, all over their partner, usually on the face or titties.

Oh dear, you've jst jizzblasted in her eye. No she's blind!

jizzblast by Jesus Rammsbottom January 2, 2007

Jizzmata 

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009

Jizzlotta 

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.

Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!

Jizzlotta by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011

jizzpop 

(Noun). An explosion of excitement similar or equivalent to male or female ejaculation.

Ex.1

(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!

Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?

jizzpop by LilGzeLumbee January 20, 2014

Unfinished Jizzness 

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

Unfinished Jizzness by JamboLAD September 4, 2021