Sex 

In the exact words of my ancient Shaolin Master:

"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."

Sex by Sparrisen November 2, 2008

sex 

A pleasurable act. There are many examples of sex, as it is a natural phenomenon worthy of the highest of praises.
1. Vaginal sex: a man's dick going into a woman's pussy
2. Oral sex: a woman sucking and going back and forth on a man's dick or a man sucking a woman's pussy.
3. Anal sex: a man shoving his dick into a woman's ass
4. Facial: a man cumming all over a woman's face
Some acts of sex involve 3 people instead of 2, and this is called a threesome. 4 is a foursome, 5 is a fivesome, but any more is called an orgy.

I arrived home. It was a hard, challenging day at work. I crashed on the bed, tired out. Suddenly, my girlfriend, Sofia, bursts through the door with only a thong and bra and yells "FUCK ME HARD TONIGHT!" She ties her hair in a ponytail for me to grab by the base, and proceeds to suck my dick so fucking quickly that I cum in her mouth immediately after only two seconds. She then rubs her pussy in my face. We're moaning so loudly you could hear them from a mile away, sweating so hard our faces were pink, and suddenly the door bursts open. This hot bunhead named Emma walks in, completely naked, with the biggest ass I've ever seen. She gets on the floor, ready for some grade-a sex. I shove my dick in her ass, and Sofia eats her pussy so quickly Sonic the Hedgehog would look like a slug. But Sofia and I weren't happy, so Sofia decides to suck her ass, and I fuck her right in the pussy. Best night ever.

sex by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) December 18, 2016

sex 

1. The act of sexual intercourse between a male and female
a. When a man inserts his erect penis into a female's vagina and moves back in forth at varying tempos. Causes man to eject semen into women's vagina.

TRANSLATION: A horny guy grabs his dick shoves it in a girl's pussy and fuckin' rides her until he cums.

I invited my girlfriend over for some help with her college test preping. When she got here, she looked normal as any hott college girl. She was wearing jeans and a sweatshirt cuz it was cold. Once I shut the door she stripped off her sweatshirt and jeans and all was left were panties. She walked over and shoved her hand down my pants and said "come'on baby, lets ride". She pulled off my pants and gave me the best fuckin handjob. She sat me down and slid my cock into her pussy. she rode me sayin"FUCK ME YOU BITCH FUCK ME" Finally i grabbed her and shoved her over onto the bed and put her ass upp in the air. i inserted my dick and banged her all night till i cumed all over her ass. she gave me the best blowjob of my lifffe after. best sex ever. best.

sex by fuckingLOVEu May 4, 2006

sex 

he picks you up and roughly slams his mouth against yours. he was very violent at first but the kiss melted together and you became instantly mush. you feel his hand going up your shirt and stop him "is anyone home" he asks concerned... "noo.. not for another 3 hours" you say sexily. sudenly you notice your bra falling to the floor and start grinding against his crotch. he is sitting on your bed while you began to give him a lapdance, you can feel his boner getting more intense by the second. he notices the nike pros riding up your ass. he peels them off reconizing your we hairles pussy. he starts go finger you gently. he then turns you around and starts licking you untill you orgasm. you feel very grateful and give hima blowjob. he is very estatic and cums all over your boobs and you lick it all up. you then hear a knock at your door "shit i forgot lily was coming over for the social studies project."you say embarressed. brett stands up, completly naked and opens your door. lily just looks at his 10'' cock. she starts getting horny herself and notices you blushing. shwe wals right on in and starts licking your pink dripping vag. she screams as brett inserts his huge dick in you. you can barly contain yourseof. you get up and say ''lay down lily. me and brett will do whatever you want. '' you end up making out with her and brett fucks her small asshole. you say youve had enough and they both leave, then you go over to your neighbor Samuels house and fuck him for one hour.

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sex by sexyqueen12345678 May 29, 2018

Sex 

When two people get naked stick there privates together and create a sticky mess.

Kiersten : Why are you so mad Kaylee?
Kaylee : When I told you you could crash on my couch I did not intend for you to have Sex on it!
Kiersten : Sorry but Jake texted me last night and said he was sorry, then I told him to come over so we could make up!
Kaylee : Well why the hell didn't you just go to his house and make up!
Kiersten : Because silly you have a leather couch and it so amazing to have Sex on leather and cum won't stain it!
Kaylee : Whatever!
Kiersten : I'm serious all I had to do was wipe it down with your shirt!
Kaylee : WHAT!
Chad : Uh why does it smell like rotten fish in here today?
Kiersten : Oh that's would be Kaylee I wiped up Jake's cum with her shirt after we had Sex on her couch!
Chad : Uh that's Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding Kaylee should do her laundry more often!
Kaylee : Shut up you fucking BITCH!

Sex by SlopNChop December 26, 2017

sex 

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.

One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.

That was from a website

sex by Very Horny Man August 22, 2005

Sex 

An excuse desperate people/middle aged virgins use to put porn stories on the Urban Dictionary.

"Sex.

One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my..."

Sex by Amy64765875 January 13, 2008