Sex

An excuse desperate people/middle aged virgins use to put porn stories on the Urban Dictionary.
"Sex.

One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my..."
by Amy64765875 January 13, 2008
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