Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

erectnophobia

Erectnophobia is the fear of an erect penis or other phallic items.

(Comes from the two words of erect and phobia)

John: I swear she must have erectnophobia or something.
Bob: Why?

John: She keeps gagging every time I get a hard-on

by Astrozombiecat April 10, 2020

Erectum

Sexual arousal sensations Like Erection, only with your Rectum.

OMG I have the hardest erectum, my ass is just asking for it.

by Khimler May 23, 2020

erectile dysfunction

when peepee dont go up when trying to do the hot sex

bro i have erectile dysfunction come take a look

by sloppymashies July 19, 2020

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 5, 2020

Erector

When you Erect other people

Davud is the best erector he makes me hard

by Non exixtent January 2, 2021

Erectoral

A moment or certainly event which gets you very excited or happy

The disabled kids dogs died...Thats swag and some would say ERECTORAL

by SeagMan69 January 13, 2021