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erectnophobia 

Erectnophobia is the fear of an erect penis or other phallic items.

(Comes from the two words of erect and phobia)
John: I swear she must have erectnophobia or something.
Bob: Why?

John: She keeps gagging every time I get a hard-on
erectnophobia by Astrozombiecat April 10, 2020

Erectophobia 

To be very scared of somebody erecting.
Stop it! I have an erectophobia!
Erectophobia by iChantz January 11, 2009

Erectophobia 

The fear of having a noticeable erection in public.
I have erectophobia everytime I go out with my girlfriend.
Erectophobia by Ultimatefuckboi February 22, 2015

Erectaphobia 

In public i have erectaphobia, because my cock is so huge.

Electrophobia

Fear of teslas or electric cars (mainly teslas)
I have electrophobia
Electrophobia by SuperSonicSlushi September 3, 2022

errectnaphobia 

Those who suffer from this medical condition called errectnaphobia find themselves facing an immense fear of an errect penis, a fear so great that it can cause the person to go into a fit of seuizures during which the penis will sporadically ejactulate semen everywhere!
Can also be combined with errectisallthetimeis which is a disease in which the penis is always errect.
"omg theres shit everywhere, mums not gonna be happy!"
"You did not just do that girlfriend"
"omg you've got errectnaphobia and errectisallthetimeis, i feel sorry for you"
errectnaphobia by snowwy April 8, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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