Davud

The best person you will ever meet. Also a very beautiful and kind person. He has definitely no onset receding hairline.

Person A: Oh no I have an onset receding hairline!
Person B: Haha you can‘t be someone named Davud!

by Kamel Master666 April 15, 2020

davud

Davud is a boy loves Shisha to smoke. He loves girls with a sexy body and good character.

Smoke with davud!

by Davud. January 3, 2017

davud

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

A: "Bro a man cheated on my Girlfriend"
B: "Let's kill this little bastard!"
A: "Yo bro... Davud cheated on her "
B: "Oh wtf homie i'm outta here"

by MyNameIsHelloKitty January 3, 2017

davud

Early onset receding hairline. Funny, likes talking. Almost had his neck broken by a guy named john. Gets hard off of mo.

look at that guys hairline! He's such a davud!

by Guguggghgvugvvgu September 1, 2017

Dr. David Hawkins

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

David Herzog

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.

David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.

by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023

Damiano David

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.

French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.

by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021