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A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.
When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.
by Steek3636 November 05, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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