Softie

1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.

"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."

by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

Softing

A verb "to soft" , describing an act of prematurely merging a Pull request into a branch. Sometimes used as a direct synonym to merging a Pull requset.

Past tense - "softed"

1. PR has been softed. - The pull request has been merged to the branch
2. let's soft it . - let's merge this pull request into a branch.
3. Softing this PR would block the release on develop. - merging this pull request to develop branch would block the release.

by Mexican Jackie chan November 22, 2019

Force-sorting

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.

I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.

by carlygoodman September 5, 2007

Sofina

Sofina is a beautiful youthful and caring woman, she’s always there for you no matter what and would very easily put her self on the line for you, she’s creative Initiative and intelligent she is also very quick witted what makes conversations with her far from boring, she’s the kind of girl you could fall face first for, she will grab you attention and never let it go! She’s always eager to listen and give her opinion and help with anything she can, she will always go the extra mile, she’s keen to learn new things and always wants to expand her Horizon, even though she’s creative and very wise she will always doubt Her creative ability, So be a good friend to Sofina, it’s the least you can do

when using the name Sofina these words commonly come after

Beautiful
Intelligent

Creative

Witty
Funny
Amazing
Sublime

Caring

MaGiC cArPEt
Unique

Sweet
Understanding
tHiCk BrEaD
Friendly

Loving

Elegant

Brilliant

Supportive

Katie: your really close to Sofina right?

Aaliyah: she’s the best friend I could of ever asked for, I honestly don’t understand how I ever lived my life without her, and words can never express how much she means to me, I don’t think anything ever will

by Leilei03 July 22, 2018

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

by JSMAX October 6, 2010