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softitis 

people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.
Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately
softitis by dr.ren June 12, 2011
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softitis 

The affliction or condition of being soft.
Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.
softitis by JS12NY October 26, 2006
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Softitis 

When you are to much of a bitch and complain about stupid shit
I think you have softitis so stop being a bitch and complaining about stupid shit.
Softitis by Proffesorg May 16, 2018
I was playing with your mom's soft tits, and I decided to listen to softits to lighten the mood
softits by diceyj February 3, 2004
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