softitis

people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.

Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately

softitis by dr.ren June 12, 2011

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softitis

The affliction or condition of being soft.

Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.

softitis by JS12NY October 26, 2006

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Softitis

When you are to much of a bitch and complain about stupid shit

I think you have softitis so stop being a bitch and complaining about stupid shit.

Softitis by Proffesorg May 16, 2018

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softits

Easy listening on cable

I was playing with your mom's soft tits, and I decided to listen to softits to lighten the mood

softits by diceyj February 3, 2004

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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