softitis 

people that have softitis tend to faint and get dizzy at random they also tend to have high protien and are 9 out 10 times less than 5'6". It also as far as we know incurable.

Breanne must have softitis she has been getting dizzy lately

softitis by dr.ren June 12, 2011

softitis 

The affliction or condition of being soft.

Jeff hasn't partied with us in 3 weeks. I think he has softitis.

softitis by JS12NY October 26, 2006

Softitis 

When you are to much of a bitch and complain about stupid shit

I think you have softitis so stop being a bitch and complaining about stupid shit.

Softitis by Proffesorg May 16, 2018

softits 

Easy listening on cable

I was playing with your mom's soft tits, and I decided to listen to softits to lighten the mood

softits by diceyj February 3, 2004

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016