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A penis that is not able to get hard, and is often small.
Girl 1:he was so softish
Gril 2: yeah you should find a new fuck buddy then
Softish by Mrspineapple April 12, 2020
Softish- somewhat soft
It was a softish voice
softish by Schweiz🇨🇭 June 23, 2020

Still softish 

Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔

Still Softish 

Lil Huddy diss track written and sung by Josh Richards and Bryce Hall
"Lil Huddy kissed Nessa, do you know what is this drama all about?"
"Josh and Bryce weren't lying singing Still Softish..."
Still Softish by http.legna August 13, 2020

softistry 

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.
-Put Soffish in water and watch it grow.
-Soffish can easily absorb water.
-Put Soffish in fish-globe or bottle as indoor decoration.
-As bath-toy is also very fun.
This Soffish do not eat.
soffish by NickLee808 January 3, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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