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1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.
"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."
by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004
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Feb 27 Word of the Day
From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily
1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.
by jumpboy23 October 04, 2015
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flaccid (non-erect) penis
"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."
by Mr. Softie July 08, 2004
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A person who is emotionally soft and is afraid to take chances
Tim: Hey softie!
Jonathan: I'm not soft
Tim: I can tell that you're a softie because you can't get her number
by PartTimeAsshole March 12, 2015
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Someone who is a pussy. Comes from the word soft, meaning cowardly or weak.
Yeah, you talkin hard over the internet but you know you's a softie in real life!
by TheBx41 August 24, 2012
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