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Softeners 

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft
Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..
Softeners by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010

softetherslam 

softetherslam is a ddos attack that attacks softether dns servers aswell as the servers port connection feature. Once your server has no dns transfer there is no where for your data to reroute to leading your server to overload. Its publisher is Xyraku or czpy.
I used Softetherslam to drop that guys nfo.
softetherslam by WhiteHat-Hacker December 20, 2019

Softener 

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.
My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.
Softener by Airen521 February 7, 2021

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.
Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
Crusty Softener by psycho_words March 15, 2011

Stool Softener 

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
Stool Softener by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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