softin

when you act different because you feel guilty or scared. (ex. when you cheat on your girl and you want to break up with her but act different because your to scared to break up wit her)

i wanna break up wit my chick but she can tell that im softin

by kamaiyah January 12, 2018

softistry

erectile dysfunction

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 28, 2010

softnude

Half-nudes; Photos in which the subject is not in full clothes, yet is not fully exposed.

Dude 1: Yo, stacey just sent me some softnudes. You think i can get more?
Dude 2: What was she wearing?
Dude 1: Just a bra and some leggings

by penny76 November 21, 2016

Still softish

Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔

Still Softish

by Valeriallozanof July 6, 2020

tossin' softies

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

by tossin softies April 30, 2011

The Masters Softie

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.

My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017

Thumb in a softie

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

by toilet joe October 15, 2009