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softistry 

Not that I'd know, but apparently, nowadays, they have some good drugs for overcoming softistry.
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softnude 

Half-nudes; Photos in which the subject is not in full clothes, yet is not fully exposed.
Dude 1: Yo, stacey just sent me some softnudes. You think i can get more?
Dude 2: What was she wearing?
Dude 1: Just a bra and some leggings
softnude by penny76 November 21, 2016

Still softish 

Someone with a really small dick,and isn’t hard yet😔

tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.
My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

Thumb in a softie 

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.
"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.
Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009