Shlurp 

A verb invented by Ranboo to replace the words eat or drink when talking about soup.

-“I’m shlurping soup right now”
•”Cool, is it tomato soup?”

Shlurp by Hex : Depression February 23, 2021

shlurp 

to give oral sex, like a vacuum cleaner

In my senior year, my english teacher bent down and asked me to shlurp him.

shlurp by Jarshsnobble December 26, 2023

Shlurp my own Shmeat 

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

Shlurp my own Shmeat by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlurp the brodie 

Suck ya homies dick.
No homo though

I’m down to shlurp the Brodie real good.

shlurp the brodie by Holy cunt October 1, 2017

shlurp my shmeat 

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

shlurp my shmeat by tekritin February 7, 2018

The Sharma Shlurp 

When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.

White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"

The Sharma Shlurp by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022

Quack SHLURP 

Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.

Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.

Quack SHLURP by Hisoka chan August 16, 2020