Masturhate

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.

by Etserganeo July 8, 2010

Masturhating

Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.

Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.

I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.

by Masturhater September 2, 2010

Masturhating

You hate yourself for masturbating to a specific thing

Lee was totally masturhating when he saw hentai for the first time

by I R Awesome October 15, 2009

Masturhating

The act of hating things that no one else cares about alone. Repeatedly.

"Julie has been masturhating like mad! She bitches constantly about hating her boss, but no one else gives a fuck."

by adrug December 27, 2007

Masturhate.

A combination of hatred and masturbation, specifically someone who does this jerks off to the idea of someone else suffering a horrible fate.

There she goes again with more masturhate.

by MM132 September 6, 2019

Masturhate

when you hate something or someone so much you masturhate on them.

I hate my English teacher so I masturhated on her last night.

by corruptedminds365 July 22, 2020

Masturhate

An action performed when you are very angry at and yet also extremely turned on by someone at the same time

That bitch Christina keyed my car, i’m gonna go masturhate to pics of her massive tits

by masturhatetome September 30, 2018