When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.
by Etserganeo July 05, 2010
Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.
Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.
I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.
I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.
by Masturhater September 02, 2010
by I R Awesome October 15, 2009
"Julie has been masturhating like mad! She bitches constantly about hating her boss, but no one else gives a fuck."
by adrug November 27, 2007
An action performed when you are very angry at and yet also extremely turned on by someone at the same time
by masturhatetome September 30, 2018
by corruptedminds365 July 22, 2020
A combination of hatred and masturbation, specifically someone who does this jerks off to the idea of someone else suffering a horrible fate.
There she goes again with more masturhate.
by MM132 September 06, 2019