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When cum squirts out of the tip of a guy's penis
Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!

Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
Ejaculate by SlopNChop May 8, 2019
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Re-ejaculate

Sperm being released from the pussy after sex.
After a night of life altering sex, Karen had to go to the bathroom to re-ejaculate the sperm her boyfriend shot in her.
Re-ejaculate by Phrenchie January 23, 2009

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."
"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."
The act of completing coitus, subsequently followed by removing one's self rapidly from the premises in avoidance.

Even though ejaculation occurs, often the sexual partner of the ejetulator is left unsatisfied.

See also wham bam thank you ma'am
Girl1: "How was your night with that new guy?"

Girl2: "It sucked! After we fucked, he just got up and left, without saying anything... I didn't even come!"

Girl1: "Way to eJETulate, loser!"
Ejetulate by Sunshyne Lollipops February 4, 2010

female ejaculate 

a clear, odorless substance many women may produce upon orgasm. thought to originate from the Skene's glands adjacent to the urethra. similar to male ejaculate only in the respect that it is most definitely not urine.
The bed was covered in Laura's own female ejaculate

ejaculated 

To shoot cum out of the cock through pleasurable spasms known as an orgasm.
I ejaculated cum in her pussy!
ejaculated by Hulk oh November 23, 2014

Ejaculantern 

Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.
Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?

A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
Ejaculantern by J. J. Abrams May 10, 2009