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Ejaculatte 

A hot beverage, regardless of ingredients that is topped with fresh human ejaculate. This occurs when a male is milked directly over the cup.

If the ejaculate is mixed with saliva in the mouth of the barista first, then spat into the drink so that it is bubbly, it is considered a spafaccino (spaf + cappuccino).

If the ejaculate is frozen into a ball and added directly to black coffee, it is referred to as a spaffogato (spaf + affogato).

This drink comes with a warning that it *may* contains nuts.
Ricardo: "keep pumping, Marina. Soon, my hot load will crown the surface if yet another beverage"
Marina: "My arms are tired. Are you sure there isn't a way I can take a break from pumping out ejaculattes?"
Ricardo: "Of course, my dear. Open wide, it's time to make a spafacinno"
Marina: *hot gagging sounds*
Ejaculatte by Souper Rare July 28, 2022
Words you can keep

ejaculatte 

The incident invoked by putting your latte down on the counter to reach for condiments. In doing so, gravity combined with the sheer amount of milk foam reacts in such a way as to send a plume of foam out the small hole in the top.
Starbucks patron #1: "Ew, what the hell is that on your shirt?"
Starbucks patron #2: "Fuck, I know! My machiatto totally ejaculatte'd all over me!"
ejaculatte by tanzfieber November 6, 2007

Ejaculatte 

When you use sperm instead of milk in coffee
I gave my girlfriend an ejaculatte
Ejaculatte by Chase blackshire July 28, 2021

Ejaculatte 

A cumshot in a latte instead of creamer
"My girlfriend drank my ejaculatte last night"
Ejaculatte by LawfulDmcBoo June 15, 2024

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.
This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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