Crank

A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.

1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"

2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"

3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"

by eagles85 January 20, 2009

Crank

Someone who is being 'cranky', moody, irritable or misererable!

person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!

by lauren149 July 14, 2009

Crank

A combination of crying and wanking.
A self pitying act where one finds pleasure by wanking.

Person A : Dude you got rejected !
Person B : I'm gonna go home and crank now.

by Beeanie October 26, 2010

Crank

A derogatory and derisive term used to insult and humiliate ones foes.
Ts3 slang used in place of words such as Idiot or Moron
Good for use in the work or school environment as is not a recognised insult and is not common knowledge to teachers, bosses etc.

"Oh shut up you crank!"

"I don't like Nico, he's a crank!"

by Lee Kino February 12, 2008

Crank

A crank is someone who is performing two actions at the same time which are juxtaposed. Originally a term created by Russell Brand combining the two words 'cry' and 'wank'.

Man1: "Dude, is that drunk guy throwing up and trying to eat a sandwich?"
Man2: "What an absolute crank!"

by Flossua March 21, 2009

Crank

Crying at the same time as having a wank.

Why don't you just fuck off and have a crank!

by Heidi Chad September 19, 2008

Crank

(Noun) Typically an older conservative person who’s usually retired and spends a lot of time on their recliner watching Fox News and finding frivolous things to complain about. Prone to Not In My Back Yard (NIMBY) outrage, they have a hot temper and very willing to get messy. Some of the most entitled people you’ll ever meet, ready to throw fits to get what they want, and often do. Often associated but not limited to the Baby Boomer generation.

Did you hear about those local cranks opposing that new sports field?

Shut up you old crank

by HBDGRIMACE July 19, 2023