6 definitions by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx

ahab

Ahab...based on an ancient King of Israel who pissed God off seriously (1 Kings 16:30). Ahab - an asshole or very stupid person.

Rush Limbaugh is a fat-assed Ahab.

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx March 15, 2005

jig and a pig

a combination of two insults...
1 - "jig"...abbreviated version of jigaboo - a racial slur against blacks.

and a

2 - "pig"..any fat white woman...particularly those who like to write to prison inmates.

Well, check it out! A "jig and a pig"!

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx March 15, 2005

crank

male sex organ, the penis, the dick, the bone, the rod.

Hey Ee-dit, slobber around on my crank dere will ya?

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx March 15, 2005

yee-yee

An asian / Oriental girl.

So named from the high-pitched sound they make when penetrated by anything larger than a pinky. "yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee-yee"

just watch a japanese porno sometime.

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx March 15, 2005

assjew

Any woman who refuses to have sex for (apparently) no good reason. References the stereotype of Jews as stingy, hoarding and ungenerous...combined with the slang meaning of "ass" (pussy, vagina, stank, cunt, puddin, poontang, et al) the indication is of one stingy with "ass".

She won't give it up - she's an assjew...

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx March 15, 2005

shit-craver

A male homosexual. Probably originates from the tendency of male homosexuals to engage in anal sex with each other.

Better not go in there - those guys are Shit-cravers.

by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx March 15, 2005