Apple Stairs

The biggest opp of the century

Fuck bruh I just broke my 200 dollar Macbook when I fell off the Apple Stairs‼️

by Zesteas October 16, 2021

Applepotamus

The resultant offspring from the copulation of a hippopotamus and an apple.

Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.

by Machiep November 12, 2012

Apple Play Store

The Apple Play Store is the primary source for debate information. If facts or statistics are not found on the Apple Play Store they can not be trusted.

Representative 1: What is your source?
Representative 2: The Apple Play Store of course!
Representative 1: Alright, we know the information is legitimate.

by Branderrson January 10, 2021

Caramel Apple

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Sticky Apples

Sticky apples- a sex act that calls for an erotic clean up. Sticky apples are achieved after the receiving partner has taken and retained at least 2 cum shots. The giving partner then lays on his back and the receiving partner mounts his cock cowgirl or cowboy style. Reverses cowperson is not an option to achieve maximum level sticky apples. As receiving partner rides into the sunset, their combined fluids squish out of the cum filled orifice, thoroughly coating the prone partners testicles. Receiving partner then dismounts and orally imbibes the now sticky testicles to clean them of the residue.

*Note. One partner must be biologically male. If this partner has a single testicles the term may be made singular “sticky apple.”

“Hey babe, you craving some sticky apples?”

by EXXitonly March 21, 2023

Apply Pressure

to make it known you want somebody

if you want me , apply pressure.

by BrooklynRoseee July 15, 2020

applefag

A apple zealot which has an obstinate obsession with products and decisions made by Apple Incorporated whether they are good or bad.

Applefags defend Apple Incorporated decisions and products at any cost, even if it's to their dignity.

"Joe is such an applefag, he would buy a rock if it had the Apple logo on it."

by Anonymous33491 May 18, 2009