a normal human being 

A person that can pay their bills, has been married, does NOT eat 17,000 ponds of cheese every year, and has a good job.

not me, that’s for sure. a normal human being wouldn’t eat 17,000 pounds of cheese every year and have a wife. not me.

a normal human being by Cheese Addict January 31, 2020

Sledding Human Centipede 

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.

Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"

Sledding Human Centipede by Da real Adler Smith trick February 22, 2011

Non-Human 

A non-human is one who wears the marker of the non-humans. 100% of the time, the marker is army dog-tags that say "NON-HUMAN".

Non-Human: Guys can we do what I want to do now?
Human: I see you have the marker of the non-human...
Non-Human: So that's a no?

Non-Human by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2009

adult human female 

What normal people understand as the definition of the word "woman".

Considered to be "transphobic" by the scientifically ignorant who believe in such things as "girls brains" and "boy brains" but don't like being told about biological reality.

adult human female: "that man is a man"
TRA: "are you a biologist?"
adult human female: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog is"

adult human female by SalopianSnark December 15, 2022

Being Human 

Being Human is the american remake of the UK version. Being Human is about about a werewolf, a vampire, and a ghost living together in a house. While living together, they try to control their supernatural abilities. Josh, a werewolf, (portrayed by Sam Huntington) 'turns' every 4 weeks. Aiden, a vampire, (Portrayed by Sam Witwer) trys to control his cravings for human blood--which he stimulates by stealing blood from the hospital he works at. Sally, a ghost (Portrayed by Meaghan Rath), (Can only be saw by Aiden, Josh, and other ghosts), is trapped in the house because her ex-fiance' Danny, killed her. As the show moves on, Sally learns how to teleport different places. Sally soon learns how to get revenge on Derek for what he has done to her.

Being Human is the american re-make of the UK version

Being Human by RustyTrombone69 December 30, 2011

Spontaneous Human Combustion 

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

Spontaneous Human Combustion by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005

the Human Mountain 

The Human Mountain is an attention whore who walks around with a blind cane even though her vision is fine. Her stick is actually used as a weapon, as she tends to hit people in the back of the shins if they are not moving fast enough for her. It is also a warning as to where her gravitational pull begins.

The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.

The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.

1) The Human Mountain's house used to be three levels. Now it is only one level, but with two basements!

2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."

the Human Mountain by P.vs.H.M. April 23, 2009