Skonked

Getting clobbered in the back of the head by a shirtless 7-9yr old scooter kid in a skate park.

I just got skonked by that idiot yesterday.

by milo :O July 28, 2023

Shanked

When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.

You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.

by shankbrothers September 30, 2023

Stonked out

When something is dope because it is bigger, faster, or generally is better/superior to its predecessor.

That car is not stock, you can tell he has modified it. Yeah it's totally stonked out!

by bigdaddystonksworththe2nd October 25, 2023

Sponked

Sponked (verb) is when you spank someone with a metal pole

Example: Timmy was being a jerk last night so I sponked him for 3 hours.

by Sponkyspunky December 11, 2023

Shoinked

Referring to a person losing body fat while also retaining muscle

I’m getting shoinked this winter after she dumped me.

by KINGKJ753 December 28, 2023

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025