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skonked 

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1. Marijuana Intoxication, also see:
high stoned blazed hammered
"I've smoked too many bifters and i'm skonked!"
skonked by Fuzzt February 16, 2004
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skonked 

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To get fucked; to have sex.
"Yo, what happened between you and Mary last night?"
"We totally skonked."
skonked by wolfybinch January 22, 2017
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skonked • skunked • skanked • Stonked • Slonked • swonked • Skonker • sponked • Shonked • skankedoodle

Skonked 

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Getting clobbered in the back of the head by a shirtless 7-9yr old scooter kid in a skate park.
I just got skonked by that idiot yesterday.
Skonked by milo :O July 28, 2023
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Are you skunked

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Are you crazy?
Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?
Are you skunked by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020
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Are you skunked

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Are you mad or are you crazy
Used by the legendary Mbbants
Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating

Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars

Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked
Are you skunked by Ash Boens June 2, 2020
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Skunked 

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the state of being crazy or insane
Mandem is this guy skunked?
Skunked by CSBJosh November 7, 2019
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Skunked a creamer 

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Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.
Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.
Skunked a creamer by Gretchen0.0 November 3, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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