JackMasterBater's definitions

Clocking Out

exiting the penis out of the vagina after ejaculating in it.

"Now I am clocking out!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Pizza With Green Olives

a term used for a sidepiece, or a sidechick, because a pizza with green olives is nobody's first choice, unless if you're a psychopath or a homosexual, but it's there if you want it.

Frank: "Rhonda. You're my Pizza With Green Olives."

Rhonda: "Ok Frank, time to take your medication."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Bill Clintoning It

the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.

Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*

Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"

Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Blocked Cock

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Wet Willying

pissing and subsequently masturbating then pissing, and so on, to make the penis wet.

"This is the best Wet Willying session I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Going Back For Seconds

reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.

"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023