Life Skills
Life Skills by DoodooMan November 10, 2006
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Life of Cryan
To have your own MTV show that displays your disfunctional life as a teen skater that portrays you crying every time you don't get your way!
The show "Life of Ryan" on MTV should be called "Life of Cryan". Every time something happens to him he crys. What a pussy!
Life of Cryan by jfldsfjsfljsf January 8, 2008
Life Laundry
Almost like spring cleaning but you go around your house or place of rest and throw away useless crap which has acquired around the house which you do not need
examples of life laundry items might include:
- old books
- t-shirts which dont fit anymore
- broken pans
Ted - 'wanna come to a house party this wednesday night?
Peter - 'cant mate, i've arranged to do some life laundry with my girlfriend... the amount of shit i have floating around my flat you wouldnt believe!'
- old books
- t-shirts which dont fit anymore
- broken pans
Ted - 'wanna come to a house party this wednesday night?
Peter - 'cant mate, i've arranged to do some life laundry with my girlfriend... the amount of shit i have floating around my flat you wouldnt believe!'
Life Laundry by Dont Fear Mikey's Here May 10, 2011
Life Jacket
A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.
Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.
Life Jacket by thed00d! January 21, 2009
life slap
When you see somebody from your childhood or x number of years ago and start to talk about how your lives are going.
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
life slap by grudge_bearer December 4, 2010