muff dive 

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

muff dive by matthew December 31, 2003

dumpster dive

To search through dumpsters looking for good things that other people have thrown away. Usually done outside buisnesses.

Hey dude lets go dumpster dive outside best buy and Ultimate Electronics.

dumpster dive by tdbmachine May 20, 2005

driveshaft 

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

driveshaft by Vlad the Impaler May 19, 2006

Cleveland Bus Driver 

An uppercut punch, particularly when delivered to a woman who has crossed the line and needs to be put into her place. The punch is delivered with a sweeping blow that begins at the floor, ends at the ceiling, and catches the offender's chin somewhere in between.

The b**** wouldn't quit cussing me and hitting me, so I had to give her a cleveland bus driver to show her I meant business.

Cleveland Bus Driver by JustaFella November 15, 2012

Pearl Diver 

Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.

Pearl Diver by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Diversity 

A bigotted policy that is over-emphasized to an incredibly irritating level. It is also used in the name of tolerance and progress, but it in fact happens to hold certain people down until people of a particular group gets things first. In addition, certain minorities are also left out in so-called "Diversity Week" celebrations, especially those with mental disabilities and Native Americans.

I don't like bullsh....I mean "Diversity Week". It leaves a lot of people out and I would rather deface it than embrace it.

Editors: Don't delete this just because you don't like what you read.

Diversity by Radical Republican December 28, 2005

Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.

"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

Drivesturbating by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010