short stroke

To not fully fuck the woman to her satisfaction but well enough/long enough to get off yourself - i.e. not give her the whole penis or only fuck her for a short period of time

She pissed me off but I was horny so I short-stroked her...

Dude - I totally rationed out that cock - short-stroked her this time and if she is nice, I'll give her a little more next time...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

diamond dust snorting

the smaching of diamonds to dust and then snorting them. in hopes of being worth more because they thing they r worth nothing.

hi do u want to do diamond dust snorting with me?
or u r not worth shit. no im worth 20k in diamonds.

by Nikku verde feu Krieger January 19, 2007

shortcore

to be extremely proud in a hardcore way about being a short person

recently ive embrased my height of 4'11 and became shortcore

by randomx April 22, 2006

short you

when someone "shorts you" they are treating you/giving you/assuming that you are less than what you are worth.

"Dont you ever let any man/woman short you."

by Babealicious September 15, 2008

shortancanthernogger

To suck one's own penis or vagina.

dude! last night, i was sick of just whacking off, so i shortancanthernoggered for HOURS.

lol johnny is shortancanthernoggering in the other room what the hell eew!

by Chris123454321 May 6, 2007

scortchycle

An event consisting of a gathering of men who are brought together for the express purpose of drinking scotch on the porch, and who have utilized a bicycle as the sole means of transportation to or from the event. Commonly, the host of the event is unable to leave the premises due to a parental obligation to the sleeping infant(s) within the home.

As his wife was away on business, Mike invited some friends to a scortchycle at his home, rather than rouse the children from their beds.

by Darin Norman October 17, 2007

Shortbreading it

shortbreading it is were you either buzz kill something or you have bagelled something or you are a failure.

shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing

shortbreading it
lame shortbread kryptonite fuck
shortbreaded
you shortbread
your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame

by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010