WifeyHo

Wife that (when her husband wants her to or tells her to) fucks all her husband's friends, co-workers etc. Usually at parties hosted at the couple's house.

Friday night should be fun - going to Tom's house for poker and his WifeyHo will be there to entertain us after the game...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

flap

Either or complete set of well-used pussy lips

Dude, your sister is dancing at the local strip bar - we can go see her flap for a buck!

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

Danica Patrick

The coolest, sexiest female sports star in a "non-female" sport. I want to fall asleep in her Sparco suit after a 200-lap race :-)

Actually a female sports star who does not nave an adam's apple and a hidden penis duct-taped to her ass - refreshing to say the least - go Danica!!

by BahamaBoy June 09, 2005

gunther

The nasty, sticky substance dug out from under toenails and sometimes fingernails

I took the knife, cleaned out the toe gunther and spread it on a Ritz for a snack...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

Inverted Porcupine

Slut - meaning if you inverted a porcupine, there would be a lot sticking in as opposed to sticking out - see Pin Cushion

That broad is a total inverted porcupine...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

Slut Fondue

Act of having a woman lay on her back with her legs and gizzard spread wide - fill her gizzard with honey, chocolate, butter etc. and then dip bite-sized pieces of fruit, lobster etc. in her until soaked with a mixture of the pussy juice and whatever you put in her - enjoy!

So I had Trish over last night for some slut fondue ...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005

short stroke

To not fully fuck the woman to her satisfaction but well enough/long enough to get off yourself - i.e. not give her the whole penis or only fuck her for a short period of time

She pissed me off but I was horny so I short-stroked her...

Dude - I totally rationed out that cock - short-stroked her this time and if she is nice, I'll give her a little more next time...

by BahamaBoy June 08, 2005